Not a complete elephant - probably just one back leg and a bit of its tail - but an elephant all the same. It lives at Chester Zoo and was hoping that someone might adopt it.  I'm currently looking at the tax implications of appointing it to a senior position within the company. You see, I keep forgetting things and I'm sure the elephant would be very useful as an 'aide memoire'. In future, if you need something doing, rather than asking me it might be better to go straight to the top and ask the elephant.

In the meantime, does anyone know where I can get hold of a very big shovel?